The Cock tails

Will is omitting one of the most important details of our cocktail excursion, and that is the drink names.

Jammy Dodger
I thought this was the gayest name on earth, until Will informed me that it's actually the name of a cookie here. A GAY cookie!

Froots Manuva
Huh? Is this some misguided attempt by the Scottish to replicate a terrible Brooklyn accent in print? So, would that make it a Fruits Maneuver? What the hell is a Fruits Maneuver?

Bull Master
This actually reminds me that my new American friends, Eli and Kate, told me that KFC had a product here call the Box Master. Both sound like an ill fated sexual maneuver....Oh, sorry, I mean "manuva."

Woo Woo
Yeah, I see the leprechaun!!! Will actually had one of these. I'm not sure, though, if it is the one that tasted like tires or the one that tasted like Cabbage Patch dolls.

Polish Bullet
I know there is a little ill will towards the Polish here, but, come on. That's just insensitive. Or is it like the Silver Bullet? A frozen, yet, not very bright train crashing through Edinburgh? If that is the case, I'm all on board.

-Kitty